A man finds a seashell and it tells him to do things, some bad, some good … An adjunct professor decides he doesn't want to teach at the community college anymore, he begins a journey into the underworld, his dog at his side … A giant eagle egg is found lying on the lawn, it shakes and continues to grow larger, and larger … Let's out go on a date with someone who has little tiny tigers in their blood … Let's make love to a severed head … A man is crushed with a car and asks a personal favor of the driver, he wants to run some errands around town before he dies-cash this check at the bank, pick up stamps at the post office, go with you on your job interview … Double Bird. Vivd. Odd. Hurtful. Unloved. Wet with dew. Out of its mind with joy.